Say this did not really happen... There was a plan to pass out 1 million tea bags in Washington DC today as a part of the massive Tea Party protests. What? Tea Bags, Washington, Tea Parties, 1 million, Tea Bags...? It's ridiculous on so many levels. I can't believed I survived it, but somehow I did. So in honor of today's stand against irrelivance, Gimmickwear is offering 15% off your entire order. Just enter the coupon code: WTF041509 Thanks for coming out. |
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 It has been a long time coming... No pun intended, but we are making our way into the world of grossly inappropriate shirts. While we don't condone pedophilia, we find the to Catch a Predator series amusing and ridiculous at the same time. Anywho, please enjoy and be on the lookout for more inappropriate tees on the horizon! |
I know we've been a little slow recently, but that's because things have been a little crazy at the Gimmickwear warehouse. We are pleased to announce the birth of our latest screen cleaner, Xander. It has taken him a while to get used to the harsh chemicals required in screen reclaimation, but the doctor says he is ready to get back to work. Who knows, maybe we can throw him on the manual press later this summer. But I digress... As the Orioles approach what looks to be another 5 place finish, we thought we would get the I H8 Peter Angelos choirs going with a Peter Angelos is a Douche Bag Shirt! An instant classic. |
This is an outrage! We here at Gimmickwear would like to express our deepest regrets for the deplorable behavior of what we thought was a great Olympic champion. After the games this summer, Gimmickwear along with many other major American corporations spent millions of dollars to have this clown endorse our products. Now look at us... We are the laughing stock of the online t-shirt industry. He wasn't even wearing a Gimmickwear shirt at the time... Dick! In order to recoup our horrible choice for spokesperson, we are having a Phelp-tacular sale. Just use the coupon code: PHELPS during checkout to receive 20% off your order. Next time we are going with our gut and picking Amy Winehouse as our celebrity spokes person, we know she won't let us down... |
While it may seem we are really holding on to this Douche Bag thing, it's only because of the overwhelming response by you, the fan. Now is the time to speak our minds and not let severe Douche Bags like Rush "I took so many prescription drugs I can't hear you calling me a Douche" Limbaugh speak for us. Now is the time to join the several hundred people who are calling various Douche Bags, a Douche Bag. Now is the time to use the coupon code RUSH=DB during checkout to get 10% off your purchase. Now, is the time. |
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